Look! A blog about Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope everyone had a wonderful day. I got to hang out with my dad and my step-mom today. We pigged out, watched football, and enjoyed the company of loved ones. OKay, gay parts over. I managed to get a couple good things this year. I got Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I'm pretty fucking stoked, I also got the extended collectors edition of Avatar (about time!), and I got an Amazon Kindle, but the screen was busted during shipping... I'm pissed. I wanted my virtual books damnit! Anyways, I have nothing else to say... Oh wait, I'm going with my bestie Kim to see our bestie Sara tomorrow! That I'm pretty fucking excited about. Guuuuurl! *z snap* I have missed you! Love you booski bumble bum! Haha I just made that up.

My kittehhh baybehhh.

I have decided to name my little one Link. And not Link from the Zelda games. Even though that would be tight as fuck. But it's Link as in Linkovich Chimovski. "Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the ju-uice... Owww!" Plus one thousand cool points for the early nineties Pauly Shore movie reference. Fuck, I am so awesome! I'm going to go drown my sorrows in some Ben and Jerrys. Here, have a random picture of my neices and nephews from a few years ago. It goes Justin, Charlie, Jordan, and Jason. Auntie misses you!

A pointless rambling.

It's about two in the morning. I'm super bored. My bestie is asleep on my giant purple couch. I'm trying to get my John Mayer on, but my cats will not STFU. Turns out my little Luna is a acctually a Neville (Plus 50 cool points for the Harry Potter reference). I felt a testicle today. Haha. Gross. So I'm bummed that I have to figure out a new kitty name. I'm eating my body weight in undercooked brownies. Diabetic coma here I come! Still have no motivation to do anything, but at least I'm feeling more optimistic about life in general. I'm getting a little more excited about the holidays, although I'm still not feeling the whole Christmas spirit thing. I really want to go to Powells Book right now. That place is like, fucking amazing. So. Many. Fucking. Books. I could spend a decade in there and still not see a fraction of what is in there. I miss Portland. I want to go back. And I miss my sisterface, my nephews Jason and Justin. And my neice Jordan. Anyways, I'm done boring nobody. Here's a random picture... Or whatever. Enjoy teh lolz.

Kittehhhh.

I has a new kittehhh. Our landlord/ my moms ex-boyfraaan rescued it from violent crackheads, and decided that we needed another cat. So my cat Chance hates me because of the new kitty, but he'll get over it. We haven't quite figured out if the new cat is a boy or a girl. I'm pretty sure it's a girl. Either way it purrs hella when you touch it's genitals. It cracks me up. But since I'm pretty sure it's a girl I decided to name her Luna. It works for some reason. She is so adorable and loving. All she wants to do is eat, poop, and be petted. Wait, that's not anything unusual... Anyways, I'm in love. =]]]]